Have you or a close friend …
Told a joke that didn’t go well?
If so, “Call Your Uncle!” (TM)
Have you ever been unnerved …
By an unexpected blast of a car horn in your general direction.
Did the toot go too far? Call your Uncle!
Worry not, and rest assured:
Uncle & Uncle is in your corner, where they settle petty differences and trivial situations in you favor, and often with a vengeance that far exceeds any fleeting anger or discomfort you may have felt. At 1-UNCLE-UNCLE, they’ll not only surround you with peaceful sounds, they’ll take care of whoever beeped the errant horn.
Don’t let the beep cause you to lose sleep – Call Your Uncle!
Terms and conditions may apply
We all know the terrible feeling …
of ordering the wrong meal at a restaurant.
Fortunately, Uncle & Uncle is in your corner.
Not only will they guarantee you a free meal (and tasty) meal.
For dessert they’ll make sure you get to eat your cake and have it, too.
Don’t let you stomach rumble:
“Call Your Uncle!”
(Conditions may apply)